At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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