I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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