Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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