Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
These tits shall not be calmed
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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