the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
