So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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