Kareoke will never be a sober sport
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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