I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize