she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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