So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Naked. naked and bneed help.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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