Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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