I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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