Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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