just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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