if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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