May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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