the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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