Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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