it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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