OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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