i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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