rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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