Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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