think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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