i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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