BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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