seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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