return my video game
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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