I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
