what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I supernannyed him into submission
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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