Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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