i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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