Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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