Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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