when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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