shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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