I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
