he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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