I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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