To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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