She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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