Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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