Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
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