Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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