i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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