I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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