i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
