You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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