whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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