I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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