He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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