we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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