Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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