Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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