ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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