I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
porn star boner night. come get it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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